HAPPY 27TH BIRTHDAY✗ROBERT PATTINSON
If I ever did that I’d just be like
“Sources have reported the the Doctors unmentioned, mysterious name is….
If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar
And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much